i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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