I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
i out mim tonsoeep
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