Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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