so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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