He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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