So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
