her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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