just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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