I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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