Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I enjoy the company of your penis
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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