had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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