Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
