Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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