I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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