Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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