gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I supernannyed him into submission
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