The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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