Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Randomize