Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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