Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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