: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Randomize
