so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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