Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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