i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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