normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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