Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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