Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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