So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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