what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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