I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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Btw I puked in your glovebox
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