So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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