a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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