she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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