For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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