I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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