doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Randomize
