...so i touched it.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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