yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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