found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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