I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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