I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Yo dont text me then not text me
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
This girl is more easily done than said...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
foreskin is a definite game changer
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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