i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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