I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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