Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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