doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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