Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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