Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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