Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
How does one acquire holy water?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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