All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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