She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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