Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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