Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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